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Mian_NaumaN (8 hours ago)


hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me

Mian_NaumaN (8 hours ago)


this cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! now read it all without the word cat!

Mian_NaumaN (8 hours ago)



warning: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage! 

but you are safe. 

it only effects people with brains! 

how lucky you are, no brain no stress

Mian_NaumaN (8 hours ago)


lovers sitting in a park, 

boy tries to kiss the girl.. 

girl says no dear not all this before marriage.. 

boy: don’t worry darling “i am already married”.

Mian_NaumaN (8 hours ago)

 

an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Mian_NaumaN (8 hours ago)

 

our frndship is ideal. u happy,i happy.u sad,i sad.u cry,i cry.u laugh,i laugh.u jump out from the window, i look out

from the window & say jahan raho khush raho

Mian_NaumaN (8 hours ago)

 

before marriage

takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti

taj mahal banana chahta hoon,

likin mumtaz nahi milti....

after marriage 

takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti

taj mahal banana chahta hoon,

likin mumtaz nahi marti....

Mian_NaumaN (1 day ago)

ek dafa ik admi ne apney doston ko ik latifa sunaya magar kisi ko hansi ni ai or sub ne usey bura bhala kehna shuru kar dia

usne gusey me aa kar sub ko bola ye joke mene ek bar kutton ko sunaya tu unoho ne muj per bhonkna shuro kr dia

dsekhon (1 day ago)

mumbasa sugar mills kenya mai kuch nayee jobs aaye hain.

benefits
medical free hai
group insurance
gp fund
pick & drop
5 day week
residence free
annual bonuses
salary $85000

commitments
g*** mai ganna lay ke
mounh se cheeni nikalni hai
if you are interested plz visit..www.ganna.com

dsekhon (1 day ago)
farida assi likhiye gallan sachiyan par loki karan mazak.
veriya nu tu warj de nahi assi kar dene ne lal ehna de surakh 
cute-heer (2 days ago)

teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

cute-heer (2 days ago)

jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

cute-heer (2 days ago)

khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
jisko roj itne sms karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

dsekhon (2 days ago)

bakri ki jaan talwar ke neeche,
larki ki jaan shalwar ke neeche
jo chali jaea,mat bhago us ke peeche
pyar karo bas usi se
jo salwar kare khushi se neche.

dsekhon (2 days ago)

nami jawani de mazey asi bade lutte ne
vich bussa de ma**** bi bade putte ne
aehi te kitta assi pau(ldh) de vich fun ea
hor saday kol l** aey

dsekhon (3 days ago)

kia aankhain!

kia surat!

kia chehra aap ny paya hy,

jesy…!

peepal k darakht sy,

bhoot utr aaya hy!!!
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bura laga?
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ok sorry
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wapas darakht pr charh jao

dsekhon (3 days ago)

college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo

sir: thora ruko kam khatam karke aram se longa

girl:sir please jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi quan ke phir mera period start ho jaye ga

dsekhon (3 days ago)

chairman electicity board ne sex ke doran apni biwi se pocha
bol na meri jan tujy kia gham ha
biwi: sir load zayada aur voltage kam ha.

dsekhon (3 days ago)
judge ne larki say pocha
jub tumhari ezatt luti gai to tum ne kesay mehsoos kia?
larki ne sharma kar kaha ladu agar zabar-dasti khilaiya jae tab bhi mitha hota hai
dsekhon (3 days ago)

bap beta nehar pe naha rahe thy
beta dobney laga to bap ke private part ko pakar liya
bap bola:swimming seekh lay bachu,maa ke sath naha raha hota to doob ke mar jata

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