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hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
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this cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! now read it all without the word cat!
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warning: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
but you are safe.
it only effects people with brains!
how lucky you are, no brain no stress
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lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
girl says no dear not all this before marriage..
boy: don’t worry darling “i am already married”.
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an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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our frndship is ideal. u happy,i happy.u sad,i sad.u cry,i cry.u laugh,i laugh.u jump out from the window, i look out
from the window & say jahan raho khush raho
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before marriage
takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
likin mumtaz nahi milti....
after marriage
takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
likin mumtaz nahi marti....
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| | ek dafa ik admi ne apney doston ko ik latifa sunaya magar kisi ko hansi ni ai or sub ne usey bura bhala kehna shuru kar dia
usne gusey me aa kar sub ko bola ye joke mene ek bar kutton ko sunaya tu unoho ne muj per bhonkna shuro kr dia |
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benefits
medical free hai
group insurance
gp fund
pick & drop
5 day week
residence free
annual bonuses
salary $85000
commitments
g*** mai ganna lay ke
mounh se cheeni nikalni hai
if you are interested plz visit..www.ganna.com |
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| | farida assi likhiye gallan sachiyan par loki karan mazak.
veriya nu tu warj de nahi assi kar dene ne lal ehna de surakh
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 | | teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi… |
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| | jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai |
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| | khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
jisko roj itne sms karnepade,woh musibat ho tum. |
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| | bakri ki jaan talwar ke neeche,
larki ki jaan shalwar ke neeche
jo chali jaea,mat bhago us ke peeche
pyar karo bas usi se
jo salwar kare khushi se neche. |
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| | nami jawani de mazey asi bade lutte ne
vich bussa de ma**** bi bade putte ne
aehi te kitta assi pau(ldh) de vich fun ea
hor saday kol l** aey |
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| | kia aankhain!
kia surat!
kia chehra aap ny paya hy,
jesy…!
peepal k darakht sy,
bhoot utr aaya hy!!!
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ok sorry
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wapas darakht pr charh jao |
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| | college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo
sir: thora ruko kam khatam karke aram se longa
girl:sir please jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi quan ke phir mera period start ho jaye ga |
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| | chairman electicity board ne sex ke doran apni biwi se pocha
bol na meri jan tujy kia gham ha
biwi: sir load zayada aur voltage kam ha. |
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| | judge ne larki say pocha
jub tumhari ezatt luti gai to tum ne kesay mehsoos kia?
larki ne sharma kar kaha ladu agar zabar-dasti khilaiya jae tab bhi mitha hota hai |
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| | bap beta nehar pe naha rahe thy
beta dobney laga to bap ke private part ko pakar liya
bap bola:swimming seekh lay bachu,maa ke sath naha raha hota to doob ke mar jata
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