 | | What is love ???????????????
its a history - in boy's life
its an episode - in girl's life |
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 | | Say this three times fast how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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 | | pher din howega tere ishq warga,
pher teri shakal howegi phulla wargi,
main banke bhawra aaya karanga,
teri najuk pattiya de utte be jaaya karanga,
na luka sakenga tu maitho rass apna,
usnu amrit wang main pee jaaya karanga,
je todan lagya koi phull mere ishq daa,
onnu hazaar dang chuabhaya karanga,
hor koi tenu haath la na sake,
ban paherdaar rakhwali teri kitti karanga
kasam peer fakeera di mere haaniya,
tere murjhan to pahle apdi jaan nisaar karanga
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| | Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- what comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
o yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! |
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| | Q: a man asked santa, "akal badhi ya bhains? "
a: santa bola, "pehle date of birth to batao
" |
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| | Santa singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
the girl shouted: ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
santa: poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!! |
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| | Santa calls air india
'how long does it take to fly to amritsar?'
'just a sec,' says the customer service assistant
'thank you
' says santa and hangs up
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| | Once santa was sitting on a tree branch
a passerby saw what he was doing and said "hey you! you're gonna fall down!"
"oh yeah?" said the santa and fell down
then he looked after the passerby and mumbled "that man was surely a magician |
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| | Santa to banta, "why can't the world come to an end?"
banta, "because it's round
" |
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| | Santa ordered a pizza at a restaurant
the waiter asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces
"six please," said santa "i could never eat twelve pieces
" |
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| | A person invited santa at his house for dinner
when he went to his house, the house was closed and there was a message"fool fool! i am not at home"
the santa wrote a message" fool fool! i have not come"
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| | Q:why did the santa feel shy on opening the refridgerator? a:because he saw the 'salad dressing'
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| | Why was the egyptian boy confused ? because his daddy was a mummy
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| | Banta- why are you wearing a wet shirt? santa- because the label says wash & wear !!! |
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| | Santa (to banta) :to which room do the people go if they are about to die? banta: ?? santa:to the living room |
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| | A man gets to a little boy crying on the road side
man: why are you crying?
boy: i lost my cow
man: don%u2019t worry; it will reach home by himself
boy: it%u2019s the cow who knows the way home
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| | Teacher ask a school boy
teacher: why are you late, john? john: because of the sign
miss: what sign?
john: %u201cschool ahead, go slow%u201d
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 | | Chalo tumko batata hun jo ye ek raaj hai pyare;
meri aawaaj k pichhe bhi ek aawaaj hai pyare!
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| | Fizayen kahti hai pyar karo,
bahaare kahti hai, aanke char karo
magar gharwale kahte hai,
abhi umar kam hai
pahle m
b
a
pass karo
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 | | Wo toh aaj bhi hume dekh kar yu hi muskrate hain
par dil toh tab jalta hai jab un ke bachche hume mama keh jate hain
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