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-RosE- (2 yearss ago)
Hum mast hain apni masti main,kyon jaye kisi ki basti main,aisee ki taisi, aisi basti ki,jissne qadar na ki hum jaisi husti ki
GULAAM_SAI_G_DI (2 yearss ago)
Boy propose to a girl;do u love me?; girl-shakal dekhi hai apni ,is se acha to mein sucide kar lu;boy-kamini mar jayegi par ek garib ke kaam nahi ayege
velly-yaar (2 yearss ago)
The punjab police (pp), the fbi, and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
the president decides to give them a test
he releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it
the cia goes in
they place animal informants throughout the forest
they question all plant and mineral witnesses
after three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist
the fbi goes in
after two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies
the rabbit had it coming
the punjab police goes in
they come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear
the bear is yelling: "okay! okay! i`m a rabbit! i`m a rabbit!"
Aznabi_dost_ (2 yearss ago)
Docter apni daughter nu bolya__beti jaldi kar mera bag tiayar kar de kise di emergency call ayi hai ke__if u wiil not come here in 10 mints,i will die
daughter boli dady oh tuhade patient di call nahi c___oh tan mere boy-friend di call c
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Boy: chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! gal: tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? boy: bilkul nahi! gal: to phir rehne do
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Pardeep:mera muh mat dhovo bahut thand hai dadi:jab main tere jitni thi to din me char bar muh dhoti thi prdp:tabhi muh sukra hua hai
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
If a boy givs a luv letter 2 a girl, peple cal him "lofer" but if a girl givs a letter 2 a boy dey cal it "offer" feel d difference
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Boy: challte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon main bethe bethe yunhi kho jata hoon main kya ye hi pyaar hy ? girl:nahi ye kamzori hai
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge batao kyu?? 'coz sin 90 = cot 45
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Similarity between gandhiji & mallika? dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne deshwasion ke liye savi - nurmahal
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Machar ne aap ko kata ye uska junun tha aap ne khuja liya aap ka sukun tha par machar ko aap ne nahi mara kyoki uski rago me aapka khoon
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Who was the first indian leady to abroad fly without passport & viza? guess? socho? : sita with rawan to lanka
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Ek srdr ko raste me,cycle ka pedal mila, or use utakar ghar le aya, ghar la kar biwi ko bola, ye sambal ke rakde,isme cycle dalwa lenge
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Mere haalpe unka muskrana gazab tha bina bat mujhe unka satana gazab tha milne ki bat chali to bahane aur bina vadese unka aana gazab tha
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
A typical student(like me)flips a coin
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Doctor mariz se : ager tum meri duwa se theek ho gaye to mujhe kya enaam do gay mariz: may qabrey khodta hun aap ki qaber free khod dun ga
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
I got a problem in my computer! its showing a message in the screen that "error!! no keyboard found! press f1 for help" what can i do now ?
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Padna-likhna chad pare, nakal te rakh aas, chak rajai te so jaa bhagta, rabb karuga paas!!!
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Ni tu challi gayi england, baja ke yaara da band, tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya, india aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!
duabe_di_jatti (2 yearss ago)
Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita, sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita, assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya, te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!
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