 | | Ek bhikari ne ghar k bahar se aawaz lagayi roti milegi?
andar se aawaz aayi: biwi ghar par nahi hai
bhikari: maine chummi nahi roti mangi |
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| | Girl:mein tumare liye sab kuch chhod dungi
boy:maa bap?
girl:yes
boy:khana
peena?
girl:yes
boy:star plus?
girl:jaban sambhal k bol
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| | Munnabhai:hey circuit note
ke upar ke gandhiji
hamesha muskurate hue
kyu rehte he?
circuit:kyuki agar wo ro
pade toh note bhig
jayegi |
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| | Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai
paani mein rum milao to nasha chadta hai
saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai |
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| | Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai
paani mein rum milao to nasha chadta hai
saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai |
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| | Bhikhari- maai ek rupiya dede! 3 din se bhukha hu!
mai- ek rupiye ka tu kya karega?
bikhari- weight karvaunga
dekhna hai kitna kam hua
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| | Aaj ka sawal
mohbat ho jati hai ya karni padti he?
vry simple
ladki khubsurat ho to hojati hai, aur agar ameer ho to karni padti
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| | Murkh tha shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par
murkh tha shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par
roj 1 nayi mumtaz aati,us karodo ke byaaj par
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| | Students k dard university kya jane
colleg k riwaj parent kya jane
hoti kitni taqlif 1 paper likhne me
wo paper check karne wala kya jane
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| | Son:dad, me jwan kab
banuga k me mumy ko bina
batae hi ghar k bahar ja
saku
dad:puttar itna jwan to
me bhi nahi hua
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| | 2 men went 2 a callgrl
1st went in & came out n said
na my wife is better
2nd went in & came out n said
u r right ur wife is much betr |
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| | 2 men went 2 a callgrl
1st went in & came out n said
na my wife is better
2nd went in & came out n said
u r right ur wife is much betr |
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| | Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante
ho qayamat kab aayegi?
student: yes sir,
jab vaillentine day aur raksha
bandhan ek hi din ho |
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| | Dad:tere result ka kya hua
??
son:teacher kehti he ek saal aur lagega!
dad:chahe 2-4 saal aur lag jaen
par tu fail nahi hona
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| | 1 student dusre se: yaar aaj kuch khatarnak kam karne ka man kar rha hai
2nd stdnt : to fir chalke thodi padhai karte hai |
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| | Sir- baccho kasam khao khabi sharab,cigrete, or ladki ko
nahi chuogedesh k liye jaan doge
bache-de denge sir aisi zindagi jikar
kya karenge |
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| | Yamraj:ur time is over
girl:is there any way to escape?
yamraj:if u can kiss d 1 who is reading this msg!
girl:chi its betr 2 die
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| | Boyfrend: tumhare ghar
gaya tha, muze nahi
lagta hamari shadi ho
payegi
girlfrnd:mere papa se
mile kya?
bf:nahi tumhari behen se |
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| | Chetan:jab mai chota
tha,kutub minar se gir
gya tha
gattu : fir tu mar gya ya
bach gaya
chetan:mujhe yad nahi
tab mai bahut chota c |
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| | Ram yug me doodh mila,
krishan yug me ghee
kalyug me chai mili,
fook mar ke pee
kalyug me daru mili,
dabb dabb peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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