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savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Ek bhikari ne ghar k bahar se aawaz lagayi roti milegi?
andar se aawaz aayi: biwi ghar par nahi hai
bhikari: maine chummi nahi roti mangi
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Girl:mein tumare liye sab kuch chhod dungi
boy:maa bap?
girl:yes
boy:khana
peena?
girl:yes
boy:star plus?
girl:jaban sambhal k bol
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Munnabhai:hey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyu rehte he?
circuit:kyuki agar wo ro pade toh note bhig jayegi
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai
paani mein rum milao to nasha chadta hai
saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai
paani mein rum milao to nasha chadta hai
saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Bhikhari- maai ek rupiya dede! 3 din se bhukha hu!
mai- ek rupiye ka tu kya karega?
bikhari- weight karvaunga
dekhna hai kitna kam hua
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Aaj ka sawal
mohbat ho jati hai ya karni padti he?


vry simple
ladki khubsurat ho to hojati hai, aur agar ameer ho to karni padti
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Murkh tha shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par
murkh tha shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par
roj 1 nayi mumtaz aati,us karodo ke byaaj par
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Students k dard university kya jane
colleg k riwaj parent kya jane
hoti kitni taqlif 1 paper likhne me
wo paper check karne wala kya jane
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Son:dad, me jwan kab banuga k me mumy ko bina batae hi ghar k bahar ja saku
dad:puttar itna jwan to me bhi nahi hua
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
2 men went 2 a callgrl
1st went in & came out n said na my wife is better
2nd went in & came out n said u r right ur wife is much betr
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
2 men went 2 a callgrl
1st went in & came out n said na my wife is better
2nd went in & came out n said u r right ur wife is much betr
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho qayamat kab aayegi?
student: yes sir,
jab vaillentine day aur raksha bandhan ek hi din ho
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Dad:tere result ka kya hua
??
son:teacher kehti he ek saal aur lagega!
dad:chahe 2-4 saal aur lag jaen
par tu fail nahi hona
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
1 student dusre se: yaar aaj kuch khatarnak kam karne ka man kar rha hai

2nd stdnt : to fir chalke thodi padhai karte hai
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Sir- baccho kasam khao khabi sharab,cigrete, or ladki ko nahi chuogedesh k liye jaan doge
bache-de denge sir aisi zindagi jikar kya karenge
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Yamraj:ur time is over
girl:is there any way to escape?
yamraj:if u can kiss d 1 who is reading this msg!
girl:chi its betr 2 die
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Boyfrend: tumhare ghar gaya tha, muze nahi lagta hamari shadi ho payegi
girlfrnd:mere papa se mile kya?
bf:nahi tumhari behen se
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Chetan:jab mai chota tha,kutub minar se gir gya tha
gattu : fir tu mar gya ya bach gaya

chetan:mujhe yad nahi tab mai bahut chota c
savi_shyguy (2 yearss ago)
Ram yug me doodh mila,
krishan yug me ghee
kalyug me chai mili,
fook mar ke pee
kalyug me daru mili, dabb dabb peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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