 | | Hum mast hain apni masti main,kyon jaye kisi ki basti main,aisee ki taisi, aisi basti ki,jissne qadar na ki hum jaisi husti ki
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 | | Boy propose to a girl;do u love me?; girl-shakal dekhi hai apni ,is se acha to mein sucide kar lu;boy-kamini mar jayegi par ek garib ke kaam nahi ayege |
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 | | The punjab police (pp), the fbi, and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
the president decides to give them a test
he releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it
the cia goes in
they place animal informants throughout the forest
they question all plant and mineral witnesses
after three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist
the fbi goes in
after two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies
the rabbit had it coming
the punjab police goes in
they come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear
the bear is yelling: "okay! okay! i`m a rabbit! i`m a rabbit!" |
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 | | Docter apni daughter nu bolya__beti jaldi kar mera bag tiayar kar de kise di emergency call ayi hai ke__if u wiil not come here in 10 mints,i will die
daughter boli dady oh tuhade patient di call nahi c___oh tan mere boy-friend di call c
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 | | Boy: chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! gal: tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? boy: bilkul nahi! gal: to phir rehne do |
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| | Pardeep:mera muh mat dhovo bahut thand hai
dadi:jab main tere jitni thi to din me char bar muh dhoti thi
prdp:tabhi muh sukra hua hai |
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| | If a boy givs a luv letter 2 a girl, peple cal him "lofer"
but if a girl givs a letter 2 a boy dey cal it "offer"
feel d difference |
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| | Boy: challte chalte yunhi
ruk jata hoon main
bethe bethe yunhi kho
jata hoon main
kya ye hi pyaar hy ?
girl:nahi ye kamzori hai |
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| | Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge
batao kyu??
'coz
sin 90 = cot 45 |
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| | Similarity between gandhiji & mallika?
dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne deshwasion ke liye
savi - nurmahal
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| | Machar ne aap ko kata ye uska junun tha
aap ne khuja liya aap ka sukun tha
par machar ko aap ne nahi mara
kyoki uski rago me aapka khoon |
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| | Who was the first indian leady to abroad fly without passport & viza?
guess?
socho?
: sita with rawan to lanka
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| | Ek srdr ko raste me,cycle ka pedal mila,
or use utakar ghar le aya,
ghar la kar biwi ko bola,
ye sambal ke rakde,isme cycle dalwa lenge |
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| | Mere haalpe unka muskrana gazab tha
bina bat mujhe unka satana gazab tha
milne ki bat chali to bahane
aur bina vadese unka aana gazab tha |
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| | A typical student(like me)flips a coin |
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| | Doctor mariz se : ager tum meri duwa se theek ho gaye to mujhe kya enaam do gay mariz: may qabrey khodta hun aap ki qaber free khod dun ga |
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| | I got a problem in my computer!
its showing a message in the screen that
"error!! no keyboard found! press f1 for help"
what can i do now ? |
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| | Padna-likhna chad pare, nakal te rakh aas, chak rajai te so jaa bhagta, rabb karuga paas!!! |
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| | Ni tu challi gayi england, baja ke yaara da band, tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya, india aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!! |
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| | Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita, sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita, assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya, te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!! |
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