 | | Logic questions
1)wen will a horse hav 6legs?
2)wer does monday cum b4 sunday?
3)wer do u find a lot of cities without single house?
4) how can u double ur money?
amazing answers
1)wen sum1 rides on d horse
2)in a dictionary
3)in a map
4)show it in front of a mirror
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| | Gabbar: kitne admi they? sambha: sardar 2
gabbar: mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
samba: sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
gabbar: aur 2 ke pehle? samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai
gabbar: to beech mein kaun ata hai? samba: beech mein koi nahi aata
gabbar:: to phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai
gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai
gabbar: agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? |
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 | | Age 20 - din raat,
age 28 - roz raat,
age 38 - jumme raat,
age 48 - chand raat,
age 58 - only jazbaat,
age 68 - galat baat
ahhhahahhahahahhah a sorry bad joke but funy reply me if u like it |
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| | A guy burned two ears
so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened
he said, "i was ironing my clothing and the phone rang
so instead of the phone i picked up the iron and burned my ear
"
"but how the heck did you burn the other ear?" the doctor asked
"how do you think i called you people?"
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| | A blonde named anna had a near death experience
the other day when she went horseback riding
everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control
she tried with all her
might to hang on, but was thrown off
just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got
caught in the stirrup
when this happened, she fell head first to the ground
her head continued
to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down
just as she was giving up hope and
losing consciousness, the wal-mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it
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 | | 1 vari family planing department vichon 2-3 persons 1 pind vich ja k lokan nu jansankhya te control kern layi samjhaon layi bolde ne :: k tuhanu pta hai k sadde deshh vich 1 janani (aurat)her 1 mint
vich 1 bache nu janam dendi hai, is layi sanu kuch control kern layi kuch sochna chahida ha,,,,
te inni gall sunde hee sadde 1 sardar g bolde ne: g mere khayal nall kuch sochan ton pehalan saali us janani nu pharna chahida hai jehri saali mint-mint bad bacha jummi jandi a
kiddan da lagga dosto???????
kisi nu pasand aya hove tan yaar plz reply me bck bye
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 | | Dhakkan: yar aeroplane itna bada hota hai to usse paint kaise karte hain?
makkhan aeroplane jab udte hue chota sa dikhta hai to phata phat uspe paint kar dete hain
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 | | Vaise 1 gal va punjab chh naam rakhan vele loko kuj nahin sochdeee kuriiii paven kali hoveee par naam rakhan ge gulabooo
mundaaa ohnooo vichare noon dahin toon v dar lagda hunda par naam rakheyan bhala teee akhir kayi tan sire hi laa dindee 50 vaaarrr apne ghardeyan da naam bhul janda te ohda apna naam hund husheyar |
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| | Suno g pendu bande ehhh jo bhot jada desi hunde ahhh khair tan soch samaj koi kam nahin karna te je sochan tan ki sochde vaaa ke yaar meri bahan de 4 braa vaaa par mere 3 kiuon vaaa ???????????????????????????????? :o |
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| | Subject: yeh prem patra padhkar, tum naraz na hona
,
,
johnny mera naam ,
piya ka ghar ,
choukee no
11 ,
teesri manzil ,
china town ,
,
,
,
date: nav do gyarah ,
,
my dear ˜anamica': ,
,
you must be surprised to receive this ˜prem patra' from me
let me make my
˜pahechan' to you as ˜dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge'
though i am an
˜awaara', i am also your ˜deewana'
,
,
i am making you a ˜prarthna' to enter my ˜zindagi' as a ˜priyatama'
even
though i do not have any ˜sambandh' with you, i still consider you as my
˜dream girl' with ˜lal dupatta malmal ka'
there are only ˜do raaste' left
for me
one is to get your love by ˜tyag' or to go the ˜rangeela' way
,
,
wouldn't you like to be ˜mere jeevan saathi' as you are ˜lakhon mein ek'? i
also hope that you will ˜guide' me in ˜bahar' as we are made for ˜ek duje ke
liye'
,
,
we will live in ˜naya zamana' where we will have a ˜suhana safar'
in this
˜himalay ki god mein', our ˜bandhan' is going to tied with ˜preet ki dor'
i
hope that we will have nothing but ˜anand' in ˜ye dillagi'
,
,
aren't you bored of ˜akele hum akele tum' life? let this ˜baazigar' be your
˜boy friend' and we start ˜pehli mohabbat'
this ˜chahat' is going to lead
to a ˜milan' where you are going to call me everyday for ˜aao pyar karen'
,
,
now, ˜phir kab miloge' as ˜tumse accha kaun hein'? as you know my love is
˜himalay se uncha' and hopefully our ˜mulakat' will be ˜an evening in paris'
˜aa gale lag jaa'! ,
,
˜hum aapke hain koun
?' ,
,
-- prem pujaari,
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 | | Young lady: œmy husband is always telling me to go to hell
i would like to know if i could legally take my children with me
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 | | Lolllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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 | | Q: wat u do calla fish with no eyes
a: fsh |
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| | Caller: "hello, is this tech support?"
tech: "yes, it is
how may i help you?"
caller: "the cup holder on my pc is broken and i am within my warranty period
how do i go about getting that fixed?"
tech: "i'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
caller: "yes, it's attached to the front of my computer
"
tech: "please excuse me if i seem a bit stumped, it's because
i am
did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade
show? how did you get this cup holder? does it have any trademark on it?"
caller: "it came with my computer, i don't know anything about a
promotional
it just has '4x' on it
"
at this point the tech rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it
the caller had been using the load drawer of the cd-rom drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!
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| | Desi khali kadahi me karchii chala raha c to ek admi ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ?
desi- bewakoof bana raha hoon
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| | Ek husband avde dost nu kehnda meri wife kitchen to baahar ni jandi, uthe hi rehndi aa
dost kehnda , pher ta teri wife acha food banati ho gi
husband kehnda, ney yaar, phone hi kitchen rakhya hoya va
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 | | Ik vaar ikk sardar ne bank robbery da programm banaya te chala gaya bank luttan vaste___par apna pistol ghar hi bhull gaya te agge bank da security guard v sardar c,te dakku sardar guard nu kehnda yaar me bank lutni hai te me pistol ghar bhul aya han je tu ijajat deven tan me bank lutt lavan te pistol kal nu dikha javanga guard kehnda okkk koi gal nahi lutt la je bhara bhara dr kam na aya te fer hor kihne auna hai
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 | | Mirze de teer te waris shah di heer lokki labhde firange,
punjab di bahar ate punjabi sabyachaar lokki labhde firange,
koyal di kook te surinder kaur jehi hook lokki labhde firange,
pind diyan galiyan te manak diyan kalyan lokki labhde firange,
takdi de vatte te sira utte dupatte lokki labhde firange,
akkhan vich paani ate dadi di kahani lokki labhde firange,
maa da pyaar ate sadde warge yaar loki labhde firange
har |
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 | | Dekhein jo un ka paikar khulta hai tab yeh raaz!!!
keh ho raha hai mehanga kaun din ba din anaaj??? |
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| | Yeh tujhe chain kaun nahein parrta
dard ziyadah hai tere kaan mein kya? |
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