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what did u get?" asked his father
my marks are under water," said the boy
what do u mean 'under water'?"
"they are all below 'c' level"
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shahrukh khan apni gf pishe pakistan gaya (veer-zara)te 20 saal jail kat ke vapis aya
par sunny deol apni gf pishe pakistan gaya te kutmaar karke dhakke naal apni gf india le ke aya
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| | Door se dekha ke koi haseena vaal(hair)suka rahi hai,nazdeek jake dekha ke khoty poosh hila rahi hai
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 | | Boy 2 his girlfriend while making love :
kyun na hum shaadi ker lien?
girl: tum sirf ride ka maza lo,
disneyland k malik banne ki koshish mat karo |
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baharo phool barsao mera "dost"aya hai
hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai
barso tak thi jise pani se "elergy" vo aaj "lux" se nahaya hai
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if
2x2x2= 8
&
4x4x4= 64
than
13x13x13=?
socho socho
nahi maloom?
yaar
it mean
tera tera tera = suroooor
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| | Ladki ki t-shirt pe bani billi ko ladka ghoorne laga
ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ?
ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko dooodh ki rakhwali karte pehli
baar dekha hai |
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| | Do gadhe aapas main baat kar rahe thay
pehla: yaar mera malik mujhe bahut marta hai
doosra: to bhag kiyoon naheen jatay
pehla:bhag to jawoon lekin yahan mera future bright hai
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to woh kehta hai
teri shadi gadhe se karadoonga isi umeed say ruka huwa hoon |
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| | Child:mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
mom:beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
child:papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain |
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| | Doctor: bolo kya taklif hai?
mareez: sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti hai
doctor: aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko nai
saali ko ley ker sona |
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| | Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
boy:bilkul nahi!
girl:to phir rehne do%u2026 |
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| | Aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye,
phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye,
najane kin galion main kho gaye ho aap,
hum tou police station se pagal-khane tak dekh aaye
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| | Aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye,
phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye,
najane kin galion main kho gaye ho aap,
hum tou police station se pagal-khane tak dekh aaye
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| | Msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai
nazar mobile per tika rakhi hai
battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai
par msg aaeyga kese
dosti jo kanjooso se bana rakhi hai |
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 | | Gabbar : kitne admi they?
sambha : sardar 2
gabbar : mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
samba : sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
gabbar : aur 2 ke pehle?
samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai
gabbar : to beech mein kaun ata hai?
samba : beech mein koi nahi aata
gabbar : to phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai
gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai
gabbar : agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
samnba : sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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 | | Height of innocence: 1 chota bache ne darwaza khola aur apni didi ke boyfriend ko dekh ke pyar se bola aap roz didi se milne aate ho, apki koi apni didi nahi hai kyaa
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 | | Ik baar ladkee apne boyfriend ko phone kartee hai " hello rahul tum aa jao ghar pe koi nahi hai "
ladka ghar par jata hai really main koi nahi milta ghaar main tal laga hua tha |
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| | Bacha 1st__dass meri jholi vich ki hai?je tu sach das ditta tan 5nje ande(eggs)tere ho gaye
2nd bacha_yaar thodi nishani tan dass?bacha 1st__ok
oh uper ton chitte te ander ton peele peele
bacha 2nd
ok ok fer ih moolie te gazar hai
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 | | Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi
dooor se dekhaaa
to kuchh dikha nahi
paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi |
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 | | Ramu was suing shabbu for defamation of character, charging that he had called him a pig
shabbu was found guilty and fined
after the trial, he asked the judge, "does this mean that i can't call mr ramu a pig?"
the judge said that was accurate
"does this also mean that i can't call a pig 'mr ramu'?" shabbu asked
the judge told shabbu that he could indeed call a pig 'mr ramu' with no fear of legal action
shabbu then looked ramu directly in the eye and said, "good afternoon, mr ramu!"
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