 | | ik motty woman de ghar chor a gaya,ohne chor fad liya te ohde upper beth gayi,apne husband nu boli,jaldi ja police bula ke liya,ohda husband bolya mery jutti nahi mil rahi,,tan chor bolya yaar mery jutti pa ja jaldi kar menu is truck thalliyon kadh,, |
|
| | ik vaar ik munde di barat galti naal kise hor kudi de ghar chali gayi,jad pata lagga te vapis mudan lagge tan munda kehnda chal is kudi naal hi viah kra lenda haan,jad marna hi hai tan, fer goli chahe rifle di hove,chahe pistol di chahe ak-47 di ki farak penda hai |
|
| | ik vaar school teacher girls di group-photo uhna nu dikha ke kehndi,,ah rakho baad ch yaad krogi,,ke ah sunita hai jis de 2 bache ne,,,ah neeta hai jisne usa viah kra liya,,,ah sonia,,jis ne bussnessman naal viah kra liya hai,,,tan ik kudi boli hanji ah sadi teacher di pic a jo 5 saal pehlan rabb nu piyari ho gayi,, |
|
| | Santa to sunita: i want to marry you sunita: but i am one year elder to you
santa: no problem, then i will marry you next year |
|
| | Wife__lo ji ajj tuhanu ik gud news sunadi aan me,asi jaldi 2 ton 3 hon vale aan
husband__oh asha pehlan kiyon nahi sunayi gud news
par menu tan ladka chahida
wife__stupid jiada khush na ho mery maa aun vali hai oh hun sadde naal hi rahegi |
|
| | Munda apni gf nu___me tere bache ka baap ban ne wala hoon,
gf___dfa hoja pata nahi kisda paap mere sir madh riha hai
|
|
| | Ik punjabi munde ne ik gori fsayi, viah kraya, shad ditti
me kiha yaar ah maadi gal aa
kehnda le maadi kahdi aaa
me tan jaliyan wale bagh da badla liya hai
ihna ne kihda sadde naal changi kiti c
|
|
| | 2 punjabi di ladayi hoyi and case usa di court ch chla gya
judge kehnda tusi kion ladayi kiti
1st punjabi bolya ji ih sadde ghar agge bakre bulaunda c(buraaaaaaaaaaaa) judge kehnda oh ki hunda hai??interprater kehnda____singing a goat-song
judge kehnda ok ih tan gud aaa fer jayo te gayo goat-song
|
|
| | Aap agar pagal ho to sms padte hi miss call kijiyega
maha pagal ho to sms kijiyega
bevkuf ho to call kijiyega
aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega
|
|
| | Banana___oye mango dekh tenu khaan lagge lok tera ki haal karde ne ghut ghut ke
hahaha,
mango___asha te tera ki haal hunda pehlan tenu nanga karde ne sabh de sahmne fer khande ne
|
|
| | Me ik kudi nu kiha_________toote hooye dil se mohabat karogi jan dil tootne takk mohabat karogi
kudi boli____toote hooye sandal se pittoge jan sandal tootne takk pittoge??
|
|
| | Ik kudi movie shop te movie len gayi
movie da naam c
ghar kabh ayoge?
shop vale ne jad pushya kudiye tenu ki chahida?? tan kudi boli__ghar kabh ayoge?
tan shop vala bolya address de ja
tu chal me 15 mint takk aya |
|
| | Patni--je me mar gayi tan tusi ki karoge?
pat-me pagal ho javanga
patni--tusi dooja viah karoge?
pati--me aina v pagal nahi hona ke ik museebat chon nikalke duji vich fas javan |
|
| | Court vich husband-wife da divorce da case chal riha c judge bolya-ok tusi apne bache avnd lo te vakh-vakh raho
pati bolya --ji sadde 3 bache ne
kiddan vandiye?? judge bolya ok fer ik saal hor ikathe raho jad 4 ho gaye 2-2 vand layo
|
|
| | Teacher___koyi aise 2 naam dasso jinna da rang iko jiha hove? bacha----hare-rama
hare--krishna
|
|
| | Ik vaar ik nihang da kashehra gumm ho gya te oh thane ch report likhvaan gya,thanedaar bolya nihang singh ji tuhade kashehre da rang(colour)kiho jiha c
nihang kehnda ji jad me buy kita c udo white and jad gumm hoya udo black c
thanedaar isda ki matlab? rang kiddan badal gya?nihang kehnda ji sabh waheguru de rang ne,ohde rang badalde rehnde ne
|
|
| | Ik vaar nirmalnihangs ik hospital vich admit c,othe ik amli v admit c,jisda operation hona c,par oh amli injections den de bavjood v behosh nahi c ho riha,tan nihang ne doc
nu kiha jra passe hato me behosh kardi haan,nihang ne apni kash sungha ditti,amli behosh ho gya doc
ne safal operation kita,jad nihang da thx karan aya tan nihangs boli,je ih hale v behosh na hunda, tan me apna kashehra sunhgana c amli nu
hahahaha |
|
| | Teacher___docter or daku vich ki fark hunda hai?bacha____dono ikko jihe ne
daku ghar ch ake lutda hai te docter ghar bula ke lutda hai
|
|
| | Teacher___sunny deol and shahrukh khan ch ki fark hai?bacha___sunny deol nu boys like karde ne te shahrukh khan nu girls
shahrukh khan apni gf pishe pakistan gaya (veer-zara)te 20 saal jail kat ke vapis aya
par sunny deol apni gf pishe pakistan gaya te kutmaar karke dhakke naal apni gf india le ke aya
|
|
| | Door se dekha ke koi haseena vaal(hair)suka rahi hai,nazdeek jake dekha ke khoty poosh hila rahi hai
|
|
|
