 | | Husband asks, do you know the meaning of wife
it means
without information fighting everytime!
wife satys no, it means -
with idiot for ever
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| | Wo toh aaj bhi hume dekh kar yu hi muskrate hain
par dil toh tab jalta hai jab un ke bachche hume mama keh jate hain
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| | Boy:i am not rich like rohit,,i dont even have a bid car like rohit
but i really love u!!!!!!! girl:i love u too,,,but tell me more about rohit |
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| | Ik choha sharab ke nashy ma tha aik bili aye aur boli "ajj tenu khan tu bra dil krda ayy"
chooha:"jaa ni kutt na kha leiyein nai ty lokii kain gay mard ny zanani kut dity |
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| | Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in english exam (7th standard)
they had crammed an essay of "my best friend"
but unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written
write an essay on "my father%u201d in just 30-45 words
so billooo was utterly confused & nervous
what to do!!! tillooo gave an idea
just write the essay my best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father
so this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "my father"
fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare
i have so many fathers, but my best father is pyarelal
he is my neighbour
he often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much
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