20 Jokes written by Gurjeet_rosy

Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Chalo tumko batata hun jo ye ek raaj hai pyare; meri aawaaj k pichhe bhi ek aawaaj hai pyare!
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Fizayen kahti hai pyar karo, bahaare kahti hai, aanke char karo
magar gharwale kahte hai, abhi umar kam hai pahle m
b
a
pass karo
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain
waaaaahhhhhhhhh
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Kya aankhein hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai
maano
"shhhsss
koi hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Shaam hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Mere dil, jiger, kidney, liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river ho tum mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Positive picture cums from -ve, developed in a dark room, so if u find dark patches of life, god is working on a beautiful picture 4 u
so be happy bye bye
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Wen i was born god said "another devil " wen u were born god said " aila competition " but who knew dat 1 day these 2 devils would become friendz
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
E dost teri dosti k liye duniya chod denge teri traf aye tufan ko mod denge, lekin tune jo sath choda kasam se teri haddiyan tod denge!!
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Aaj fir tum nazar nahi aaye, tamanna k phool murjhaye, na jane kin galiyoo me kho gaye tum
hum to police station se pagal khane tak khoj aaye
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Agar aapko lagta hai ki aap beautiful hai, smart hai, charming hai, cute hai, to kutta paliye sher paliye saanp paliye, magar
galat-fahmi mat paliye
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Pal do pal mai hi milti hay khushi pal do pal mai hi milta hay gham par jo har pal sath nibhay wo dost miltay hain kam jaisay k '' u me aur hum''
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Chote bacche ne darwaza khola or apni didi k boyfren ko dekh k masumiyat se bola
"aap roz didi se milne aate ho,


aapki apni didi nai h?
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Step by step the journey goes on, little by little it may seem so long
forget about your past, you can't change it, forget about your future, you cant predict it
just think about present, you can handle it
enjoy presents every moment & be happy
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Words and hearts should be handled carefully, because words when spoken & hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
1day man saw a dream, that someone killed him
next day he closed his icici bank account
why? becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur dreams come true"
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Dost teri girlfriend ka phone aya tha
kah rahi thi koi patthar se na maro mere dibane ko
bam ka jamana hai ura do sale ko
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Bhool jaane ka tujhe koi erada na tha
tere siva kisi se kiya vaada na tha
nikaal dete dil se shayad tumhein hum
per kya krein is dil mein koi darwaza na tha
Gurjeet_rosy (2 months ago)
Medical shayari(poem) when you breathe, you respire! wah wah! when you breathe, you respire! wah wah! when you don't breathe, you expire! wah wah, kya baat hai!
Gurjeet_rosy (3 months ago)
1admi(ram de mandir which)-hay ram meri gharwali gavach gai menu lab ke deo
ram- naal wala mandir hanuman da hai ja ke ohnu ke meri v ohne hi labi see
rosy saying u be happy yaar we are punjabiiiiiiiii
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