 | | A professor was giving a big test one day to his students
he handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait
once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in
the professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "a dollar per point
"
the next class the professor handed the tests back out
this student got back his test and $64 change |
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| | Customer: "waiter! i asked for alu paratha but i find no potatoes in it!"
waiter: "what`s in a name sir! if you ask for kashmiri pulav, will you expect to find kashmir in it?" |
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| | A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax
after a while a dirty old beggar came up to her and said, "good morning luv, how about us going for a walk together now?"
"how dare you," yelped the woman, "what the hell do you think i am, some sort of cheap pickup?"
"well then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my bed?" |
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| | An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him
"sir, what is the secret of your long life?"
the man considered this for a moment, then replied, "every day at 9 pm i have a glass of port
good for the heart i've heard
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the reporter replied, "that's all?"
the man smiled, "that, and canceling my voyage on the titanic
" |
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| | Ssa to all my frnds here's the todai's joke for ya
ceo was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect
later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "i'm the boss"
he then taped it to his office door
later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: your wife called, she wants her sign back!
hope my frnd likes it have a nice day tc |
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