 | | Monday ko dosti,tuesday ko pyar,wed ko shaadi,thursday ko barbadi,friday ko judai,saturday ko talaq,sunday ko rest,monday ko phir talash |
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enjoy********
today at 03:45:31 pm ,by perfect eyes,
a man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed
>
he took out a gun and killed him
> wife says "if you
behave like this, you will lose all> your friends"
(j kise nu changa lage tan plz reply me)
ok bye 2 all
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| | Title: good one
enjoy
title
#####good one
enjoy#####
###today at 03:45:31 pm by perfect eyes###
a man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed
>
he took out a gun and killed him
> wife says "if you
behave like this, you will lose all> your friends"
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| | #######title: laloo######
once laloo was coming out of airport
as there was huge crowd, security guard told laloo "wait please" for which laloo replied "85 kilo" and moved on
************** laloo's family planning policy: "do not have more than two children in one year" ********************* at a bar in new york, the man to laloo's left tells the bartender "johny walker single", and man's companion says, " jack daniels single, the bartender approaches laloo and asks,"and you sir?" laloo replies:laloo yadav: married ******************** a reporter asked laloo"what is the main reason for divorce?" laloo replies
marriage
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| | Title: bush in school
president bush went to a school to interact with the children
after having
one brief talk with the children he asked them if they had any question to
ask him
one boy raised his hand and stood up;
bush: whats your name
john: john
bush: whats your question
johm: sir i have three questions
1) why did america attack iraq without the approval of uno
2) where is osama
3) why does america support pakistan so much
bush: you are an intelligent student john
(just then the bell for recess
rang)
oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over
after the recess
bush: ok children where were we? yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?
peter raises his hand
bush :whats your name?
peter : sir i have 5 questions
1) why did america attack iraq without the approval of uno
2) where is osama
3) why do america support pakistan so much
4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time
5) where is john? |
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| | ######title######: reasons for going to school########
early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son
"wake up, it's time to go to school!"
"but why, mom? i don't want to go
"
"give me two reasons why you don't want to go
"
"well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"oh, that's no reason not to go to school
come on now and get ready
"
"give me two reasons why i should go to school
"
"well, for one, you're 52 years old
and for another, you're the principal!" |
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| | 1 vari family planing department vichon 2-3 persons 1 pind vich ja k lokan nu jansankhya te control kern layi samjhaon layi bolde ne :: k tuhanu pta hai k sadde deshh vich 1 janani (aurat)her 1 mint
vich 1 bache nu janam dendi hai, is layi sanu kuch control kern layi kuch sochna chahida ha,,,,
te inni gall sunde hee sadde 1 sardar g bolde ne: g mere khayal nall kuch sochan ton pehalan saali us janani nu pharna chahida hai jehri saali mint-mint bad bacha jummi jandi a
kiddan da lagga dosto???????
kisi nu pasand aya hove tan yaar plz reply me bck bye
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| | Shota bacha :apni mummy nu kehanda e k mummy mummy rati 1 ajooba hoya,
mummy:dus mera beta ki hoya?
shota bacha:rati main bathroom da door open kita tan light appi hi jag gayi
mummy:nahi mera beta oh rati ajooba nahi hoya tu fridg da door open ker k us ander pishab ker ditta
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