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449 Jokes written by LioN_HearT_IndiaN

Cnn news
bush orders 15,000 fbi trained dogs to track down osama
fbi awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

Crime doesn't pay
does that mean my job is a crime?

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
now read without the word dog

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

Why were males created before females? cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

Out of my mind
back in five minutes

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, tat's how u
eat an ice cream!

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
________________________________________ born free

taxed to death

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and i love myself too
________________________________________ always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo
1 was caught watching tv
another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

What's the quietest place in the world? the complaint department at the parachute packing plant ________________________________________ god made man and then rested
god made women and then no one rested

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? a: run like hell
she's got a hand grenade in her mouth ________________________________________

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

Why don't men often show their true feelings? because they don't have any
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LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

How do you save a man from drowning? take yer foot of his head

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

Q: why was the leper caught speeding? a: he couldn't take his foot of the accelerator

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

Q:what is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? a:about 45 pounds!!

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through that thing?

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west
he slides up to the bar and announces: "i'm looking for the man who shot my paw
"

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half

LioN_HearT_IndiaN (5 months ago)

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese

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