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| | Q: what is the thinnest book in the world?
a: what men know about women
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| | Q: why don't men often show their true feelings?
a: because they don't have any
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| | What's the quietest place in the world? the complaint department at the parachute packing plant
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| | Very funny scotty
now beam up my clothes
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as a computer, i find your faith in technology amusing
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| | I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
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minds are like parachutes
they work best when open
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| | What did the drummer get on his iq test? drool
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| | For sale : twin beds, one hardly used
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how do you save a man from drowning? take yer foot of his head
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| | Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high
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| | Woman: the most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! |
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| | Aim for the stars
but first, aim for their bodyguards
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| | Their are moments in life when you really miss someone
and you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams
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| | Consequences of american life style:
the wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, darling, come quick! ur kids n my kids r beating our kids
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| | Advice
always listen to ur hubby, he gives sound advice :99% sound & 1% advice
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| | Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
sweet words r nice 2 say
but sweet people r really hard 2 find
my goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me! |
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| | Dream makes al things possible, hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always brush ur teeth
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| | Will, marry, i & u are going for a party
whats the best & worst arrangement u can make
did u get
best: will, u, marry, me worst: i, will, marry, u |
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| | What is the height of bravery, patience & laziness combined? a: sitting on the sea shore waiting for tsunami to clean up ur ass |
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| | Cute%u2026 good looking%u2026 easy to handle%u2026 cool%u2026 sexy%u2026 nice structure%u2026 its my mobile
how about your? |
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| | Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
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