10 Jokes written by Mmahiya

Mmahiya (4 months ago)

English teacher: onebeautiful young girl is walking on the road, change this to exclamatory sentence
student: oh my god!!! pataka!!!!:d:

Mmahiya (5 months ago)

Height of innocence: 1 chota bache ne darwaza khola aur apni didi ke boyfriend ko dekh ke pyar se bola aap roz didi se milne aate ho, apki koi apni didi nahi hai kyaa

Mmahiya (5 months ago)

Oh love love likhdi rahi main live live parda reha, oh kiss-kiss likhdi rahi mein kash-kash parda raha, oh vyah karva ke chali gyi mein english speaking karda reha
{so pyaar apni bhasha ch karo
} gori de chakar ch na pao
love da live kiss da kash hojana
lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mmahiya (6 months ago)

In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1
love 2
friendship 3
money 4
death 5
illness 6
?? 6
: susu
isliye karke sona yaad se
good night

Mmahiya (6 months ago)

Bikhari-bibi 150 rupaye de dijiye, lady:- 150 kyu? bikhari:- apne parivar ke pas jana hai
lady:- kaha hai wo?? bikhari jee pvr gyi hai film dekhne
!!
!

Mmahiya (6 months ago)

Bade: abe tu kal kya kar raha hain%u2026 chhote: kal main busy hoon bade: kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya? chhote: haan kal subah p
m
ke saath meeting hain
bade: p
m
ke sath? chhote: haan bade: subah subah? chhote: haan kyun? bade: subah mil hi nahi sakye who
chhote: kyun? bade: abe woh p
m
hain shaam ko miley ge%u2026 a
m
hota to subah milta na
chhote: bakwas bankar

Mmahiya (7 months ago)

Sardar in bio practicals examiner: see the legs of bird & tell its name sardar: i don't know examinar: u r fail what's you name???? sardar: see my leg and tell

Mmahiya (7 months ago)

Sardan in bio practicals
examiner: see the legs of bird & tell its name
sardar i don't know
examinar: u r fail
what's you name???? sardar: see my leg and tell

Mmahiya (8 months ago)

Ssa ji ki haal hai ji ? aaj kal ki kardeo ji
and mein v theek aa ji ===>>>>>is dil ke tanhai se, is dard ki gehrai se, yeh dil kuch baat kar raha hai,, jara sanjho in hawao ki chuan ko, tumhe koi dil "mmahiya" yaad kar raha hai
<<<<<<<<<<< i hope so u like this "1"

Mmahiya (10 months ago)

Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? a1: you need a quarter to use the phone. a2: only one person can use the phone at once.