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5 steps to a lovely morning
1
open ur eyes
2
take a deep breath
3
smile a bit
4
spread ur arms
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say"its too early yaar and sleep again" |
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5 steps to a lovely morning
1
open ur eyes
2
take a deep breath
3
smile a bit
4
spread ur arms
5
say"its too early yaar and speep again" |
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a boy 2 a girl
suraj howa madham chand jalne lga
main thera rha zameen chalne lagi,sajna kya yahi piar hai?
girl
nalayak
yeh piar nahi hai
earthquake hai
bhaag kambakhat bhaag
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a boy 2 a girl
suraj howa madham chand jalne lga
main thera rha zameen chalne lagi,sajna kya yahi piar hai?
gir
lnalayak
yeh piar nahi hai
earthquake hai
bhaag kambakhat bhaag
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saaf kr ke fer paa laway
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| | Pathaan by mistake goes to a ladies toilet
all ladies suddenly satan up!
pathan betthoo betthoo
khocha "izzat dil mein ho bass yahi kafi hai"plz betthoo betthoo:d::d::d::d: |
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| | Aap ki aankhein jheel ke jessi gehri hein
ji chahta hai k
in mein machaliyaan chorr dun
><(((:> >>(((:> ><(((:> |
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pathaan took loan for a car & get car
but he didn't pay loan in time
so bank took his car back
pathaan said
khocha mujhe pta hota tu phir main shadi bhi loan le kr krti
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police man choor se:"tumhein choori krte waqat apni behan,bivi betiyon ka khyaal nhi aaya"
chor:"khyaal tu aaya tha lekin shop mein sirf mardana soot thay"
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| | In summer's rain u must b feeling to go out
dance around
sing songs
meet friends
jump around
koi baat nhi every frog feels the same
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boy: mujh se shadi kro gi?
girl:kya?
boy:achi filam hai na
girl:kuttay ke bachay
boy:what????
girl:kitne cute hote hein na
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ik kabutar ne rana te bitthh kr diti
rana:oye teri maan ne tenu kacha pana nahi sikhya?
kabutar:chawla tu kacha paa k kr da aein???
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pathan to the doctor:mujh ko ek problem hai
doctor:woh kya?pathan:baat krte wakat admi dikhai nhi deta
doctor essa kab kab hota hai?
pathan khucha jab jab phone krti hai tab tab!!! |
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| | Air hostess pathan se
sir:aap kya lena passand krein gein?
pathan :khucha humre liye taaveez wala chaaey laao
air hostess:abey akhrot ki aulad woh taveez nhi tea bag hota hai!!!
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| | 4 guys
1 from harvard
1 from oxford
1 from texas university
1 from punjab university
one common question
q what's the most fastest thing in the world?
oxford:light
harvard:thought
texas:blink of an eye
punjabi:its loose motion coz last night i was lying in my bed & b4 i could
blink
think
or turn on the light it was over!!:):):)
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| | Girl in a party 2 a man
excuse me sir,kya aap mere face ek cheez hta sakte hein?
man haan haan bolein ji kya plz?
girl:apni manhoos nazrein
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every man has 3 dolls in hi life,
his daughter baby doll
his girl friend barbie doll
his wife panadoll:)"sardarad ki goli"
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every man has 3 dolls in hi life
his daughter baby doll
his girl friend barbie doll
his wife panadoll:)"sardad ki goli"
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math teacher to sardar,if u had 1000rs in one pocket and 1000rs in other pocket,what would u think?
sardar:yaar main kitay abby di paint tay nai paa liti!!
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| | Ek sarda ji larrki nu kiss kr lende aa
larrki gusse naal sardar ji ki kr de pay o
sadar reply mba final!! |
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