69 Jokes written by Deepak

DeepaK (6 months ago)

Oyee ahhh punjabi joke's layi va sare gareeej bane firdeeeeeeeee

DeepaK (7 months ago)

1 desi footbaal team chh chala geya te apne hi khilaf do goal kar ke mach hara dita khidari bhott gusse hoye te kahndee oyee ahh ki kitaa tan kahnda saleyooo oh tan (dooji team) karan nahin dindee iss layi main eder hi kar ditee

DeepaK (7 months ago)

Srry par ehh joke's layii vaaaa yaar shryii hor passee ja kee loki hasan aunde tusi fir rowa deooo ohna noon

DeepaK (7 months ago)

Principal : agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 rs fine, 2nd time 200 rs
fine and 3rd time 500
munna bhai : boley to monthly paas ka kya lega mamu

DeepaK (7 months ago)

Chintu ghar muunda hoeya tan mintu naeen phone kar ke vadhiyan ditiyan chintu naeen thnxx keha te phone kat taa par mintu ahh geya thori chir chhh dhol vale noon lai kee te khnda ajj 10 saal baad munda hoeya mere yaar de main tan bhngra paunaaa chintu naeen far leya mintu noon te de juti te juti jithe paindi paiin dee loki pochde ki hoyeaa tan kahhndaa " sala 1 tan das saalll baad munda hoyea oton ohhh v nika jeha enu sale noon pangra paoun di payi vaa"

DeepaK (7 months ago)

Ekkk var 2 pendu olmpic dekhan chale gaye othee race hou rahi c 1 kahnda ah ki hunda kahnda dooor laag rahii yaar winer noon gold cup mile ga tan dooja kahnda je sirf winr nonn cup milna tan sale dooje kiu paj rahe

DeepaK (8 months ago)

"girls are like phones we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! " srry jup mun satnam par asi boy'sss iphone use karna pasand karde han jis dee 3-4 hi btn's naeen awaj ghat jada karan noon te screen off karan nooon

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Bhol kar bhi kisi ko na rulaana,
zindagi me sab ko hasana,
dushman ko bhi gale lagana,
phirbh koi gam de to ,
tou bapu ko bolne ka ke mammu 2008 main gandhigiri nahin chal sakti yaar

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Mareej bichare da opretion hoyea c tee galee daa te ohne 1 nurssss toon pani da gilas mangeya tan agoon kahndi toon pani ki karna oyeee mareez : kuj nain g bus chkkk karna va ke kite gala leak tan nahin karda

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Mastar g : oye deep jad rab akal vand reha c tan toon kithe c ,
deep : (sochda hoyea) sir shyad apan odon tuhade naal trip te gaye hoye c

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Lao g suno 1 hor joke 1 vaar 1 jawak scool chh entr hoyea hi c
,,,,,,,,,,,, mastar g : oye chintu toon parsoon kiu nahin aya c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, chintu : mastar g main apna kasha (undrwear) dhota c te mere kol 1 hi vaa ohh gila c sooo u no
,,,,,,,,,,, mastar : ohh theek va main samjda han te kal ki hoyea c kal kiu nahin aya
,,,,,,, chintu : mastar g main kal teyar hou ke garon nikleya te tuhade gar agoon langeya tan dekheya ke tuhada kasha v sukne paya c main keha mastar kol v 1 hi hona ajj ohne v dhoota hoyea va lagda ohh v nahin geyaaa ajj

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Laou g idnia chhh hun new darama shuru hoyea jad kise noon phone karo tan gana sunda hai agon aveen hi 1 vaar 1 pendu desi jatt hora gana lava leyaa te odroon ohnaaa da dost phone te phone kari javeee par oh phone nan chukan dost naeen chaki gadi te bhai g de ghar kahnda main tan dar geya koi prob nan hove tusi phone kiu nahin chukdee desi kahnda je main phone chak leya tan slaeya jehra 30 rapiye de ke gana lavaya ohhh tera piooo sunooo

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Je windows punjabi chhh ban gayii
send=satto
insert=pao
download=thalle lao
delete=mitti pao
run=nassu
search=labbo
alt ctrl del=syapaa hi mukao

DeepaK (8 months ago)

In hasino se rasme wafa or dil lagana sarasar bhool hai¦ jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, samajh lena us din april fool hai¦!

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Teacher : agar tumhari aik pocket me 500 rs ho aur doosri mein 1000, to tum kya kahogee? desi: yahi k mene kisi aur k paint pehen li hay

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Majnu noon kise naeen akheya oye teri laila rang di kalii majnu khndaa yaar meri v gal baat hi va chldi daso main kehra viah liii

DeepaK (8 months ago)

1 vaar 1 pendu paja paja ghar aya te apna mrzzz srtifctttt dekhan laga te 2 ghante laga tarrr kadii potha kar ke kadiii sidhaa wife kahndi g ki lab rahe hou kahnda ajj pata laga keee kayi cheejan di expirrrr date hundi va sooo ehhhhdiii exprrrr date hi labh reha hannnn

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Techr : ( chote jahe bache noon ) beta tere papa da ki namm va ?, chotou : g hale name nahin lakheya oda asii sale papa papa kahnde han
, techr : par ithe tan lokheya vaa vivek khana
, chotou : ohhh hello papa tela va ke mela
(dimag chh sochda hoyea vaise sahi kah rahi va ), techr : theek va theek va
te papa di age kini va
, chotou : lai jini meli va oni hi va holll ohhh 500 salll da va, techr : :o jini teri ohni tere papa di, chotou : han te papa tan ohh tad baneyan jad main jameya pahlan tan ohh vivek khana c nan
, techr : :o beta kal toon tusi meri jagah te baithna hai ,

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Saddegeet band nahin hou rahi heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it's 1st aprlllllllllllllllllllllll ohhh fooolll bna rehaaa vaaaaaa

DeepaK (8 months ago)

Vaise 1 gal va punjab chh naam rakhan vele loko kuj nahin sochdeee kuriiii paven kali hoveee par naam rakhan ge gulabooo mundaaa ohnooo vichare noon dahin toon v dar lagda hunda par naam rakheyan bhala teee akhir kayi tan sire hi laa dindee 50 vaaarrr apne ghardeyan da naam bhul janda te ohda apna naam hund husheyar