3 Jokes written by Nishan_batalavi_jatt

nishan_batalavi_jatt (4 months ago)

Gabbar : kitne admi they? sambha : sardar 2 gabbar : mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? samba : sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai gabbar : aur 2 ke pehle? samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai
gabbar : to beech mein kaun ata hai? samba : beech mein koi nahi aata gabbar : to phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai
gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai
gabbar : agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? samnba : sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

nishan_batalavi_jatt (4 months ago)

Sadda rang fikka pake ,horan de rang vich rang hogi
horan fit agge, sadi diti wang tenu tang hogi
horan nal piven coca-cola,sadi vari janab nu khang hogi
sarian nal badi frank hoi, sadi vari janab nu sang hagi
mil gaya tenu hun car wala munda,sadde bullet te beh kehndi thand hogi
uk usa aus walle nal kare yahoo te galla saddde vari janab de light band hagi

nishan_batalavi_jatt (4 months ago)

Kisi ne dil badal liya,kisi ne dhadkan badal li
ap ke pass kush bhi nahi tha badalne ko, to apne mandir main ja kar chappal badalli
very bad