 | | Master: main tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, likh ke kyo nai liyanda%u2026?
bhaiya: ki karda masterji, jidan hi mai kutte te pen rakheya, oh bhaj gaya%u2026
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| | Wife: ajjkal imaandari ta reh hi nahi gayi, hun dekho na dhobi ne
saade 2 towel maar laye ne%u2026
husband: kehre%u2026?
wife: ohi jehre appa shimle de hotel cho chukk ke leyae si%u2026
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| | Ik munda ik kudi de piche kafi der ton ja reha si%u2026
kudi: ve tenu samaj nai aundi, teri maut ae tenu ajj bula rahi, tenu
darr nai lagda meri bebe vi piche-piche aa rahi%u2026
munda: asin aashiq ha khandaani, sade bajurg vi apna farz nibha rahe
ne, fikar na kar teri bebe piche sade bapu hori vi aa rahe ne%u2026
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| | Ik amli jurassic park film wekh reha c,
dinasour vekh ke kursi piche lukk gaya,
naal baitha jatt boleya: oye amliya,
o a ta film aa,
amli: apa nu ta pata par dinasour nu ta nai pata%u2026
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| | Pipal di thandi chaa howe,
patte patte te tera naa howe,
je chalda mera wass howe,
teri maa pher meri sass howe%u2026
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| | Oh teri
oh teri
oh teri
oh teri
ainnee thand
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| | Shrabi-"yaar,ajj udo tk pini a jad tak o sahmne wale 3 drakht aapa nu 6 ni nazar aaun lag jande"
kol khda soofi admi-"saleyo bs kro drakht ta pehla hi 1 a" |
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| | Jnaab khilre-khilre lagde ne
kite dosti di dori tut tan nahi gayi,
hun msg kion nahi bhej de maalko,
kite free vali skeem muk tan nahi gayi
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| | Wife: wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha
aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
husband: wow! itni lambi celebration!
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| | Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
answer: air hostess
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| | Angry boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
executive (sar jhukate hue): nahin sir
boss: niche kya dekh rahe ho ? meri taraf dekho
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| | 1st child: mere papa bahut darpok hain
2nd child: why?
1st child: jab bhi road cross karte hain,
meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte chorna mat
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| | Ek cycle wale ne kisi ko cycle mardi to zakhmi aadmi bola
andhe cycle kyun marte ho bell kyun nahin marte! tab cycle wala bola, cycle mari ab kya bell bhi maroon?!! |
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| | Ghar walon ka kehna hai k
%u201d beta dil laga k parhana %u201d
par unhe kaise samjhayen k,
dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai
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| | 1st friend: roz subha 15 larkiyan mera intizar karti hain%u2026
2nd friend: wo kaisy???
1st friend: main girls college ki van ka driver hoon
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| | Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai chain khota
hai jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai,
girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengi
virus bhi aise hi hota hai!
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| | Ek ganda msg sunao
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aik larka hota hai
woh keechar main gir jata hai
gandaaaaaaaaaa
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| | Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?
student:
ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai
lakin
hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain
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| | Doctor ne admi se pucha %u2026
kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
admi ne kaha
kiu nahi? zarur hoga! 25
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na
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| | Husband: today is sunday,
i have to enjoy it
so i bought 3 movie tickets
wife: why three?
husband: 1 for u and 2 for ur parents
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