 | | Ik vaar ik munde nu rishte wale dekhan vaste aye,jad jaan lagge tan munde de baap ne pushya
ke dekh lia ji munde nu????oh bole hanji asi tan dekh lia hai hun ihnu kise change jihe docter nu dikhayo
haha |
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| | Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? wife: chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti |
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| | Santa: station tak jane ke kitne paise? rikshawala: 10 rs santa: 2 rs mein chalega to theek hai rikshawala: 2 rs mein kaun le ke jayega? santa: peeche baith main lekar jata hoon yaar hun tusse utho jido tusee jagdey mein sutta hunna |
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| | Prayer of bachelors ;radhe radhe...........kudi fasade hare murari...hove kuaari, jai hnumaan di....hove mere haan di, wahe guru ji da khalsa...... mukhda hove chand sa......... |
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